Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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