I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
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I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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