I'm eating all of the evidence.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
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if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
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It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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