everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
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You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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