Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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