So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
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Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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