when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
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I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
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But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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