Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I think your dad took our porno
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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