Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
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They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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