Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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