Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
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New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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