moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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