I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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