is wine microwaveable?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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