u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
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I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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