we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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