so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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