bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
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Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
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He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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