So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
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He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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