And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Everclear isn't food dammit
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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