too bad you live with your parents still
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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