idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
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Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
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If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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