i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
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everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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