I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
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like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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