normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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