all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
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Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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