He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
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and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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