Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
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you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
porn star boner night. come get it.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
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I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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