he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
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He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
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We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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