You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
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A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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