at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
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his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
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Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
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