she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
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You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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