they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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