Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
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I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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