Barsexuality is the new black.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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