It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
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highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
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We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.