How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..