my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
only if we run a train.
done.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
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somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
vagina is talking i cant
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
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There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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