Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
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I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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