do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
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Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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