She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
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I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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