Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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