Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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