I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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