jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
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We are all done wearing pants today
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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