you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
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I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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He? As in you personified your dick?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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