dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
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pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
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Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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