so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.