I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.