Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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