I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
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Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"