so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
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You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
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Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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